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# I didn't get as far as wanking
but I did give him some encouragement in what I imagined was a breathy Attenborough voice

'And here...we can see...the male swan has penetrated the female...go on my son...give her one...'
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# and now I'm reading it back to myself in the voice of the bald one off of Mock the Week
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# He's amusing, but I cant help thinking he is more annoying.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Remember to include a big "AHHHHEM ... !" at the end of the sentence, to indicate to the bovine audience that it's now time to laugh.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)