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# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Maybe she was born with it?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# maybe she's inbred with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'd love to meet the horse that changed the bloodline forever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I heard it was a relative of our very own Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Or Frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# im impressed
this hadnt been done yet
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I don't think I would
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Yes... She probably has...
NING BABS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Well I just feel sorry for the swans
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# bendy necked arrogant twats
They're no better than geese really, when all's said and done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# at least you can eat geese.
All you can do with swans is fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# and let them break your arm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# like a twig
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# it's not the best foreplay is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# But swans are delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# You are an asylum seeker
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Found it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Quick! Tell Bono!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# but they never look at you during
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I get them to bend right back and rim me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'm hard now
go on...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# they can get their big yellow beaks right up there
and lick your prostate.

Not that they like it, arrogant fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I am loving this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I saw two swans having sex the other weekend
I was a bit drunk and got rather close to them while pretending to be David Attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# A wanking David Attenborough?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# David Attenborough was always wanking
that's why he had that breathy voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ewwwww....dirty old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# here's some dirty old geese
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I didn't get as far as wanking
but I did give him some encouragement in what I imagined was a breathy Attenborough voice

"And here...we can see...the male swan has penetrated the female...go on my son...give her one..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# and now I'm reading it back to myself in the voice of the bald one off of Mock the Week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# He's amusing, but I cant help thinking he is more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Remember to include a big "AHHHHEM ... !" at the end of the sentence, to indicate to the bovine audience that it's now time to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh god, I can't stop laughing at this conversation

coworkers are giving me funny looks now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
loving this conversation

finding this conversation arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^ What she said
(but without as much rain)

NOON VAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Good noonington Wobbles.
I trust all is well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# pfffft.
he said VAG.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *giggles*

OFFICE giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^this
One time, they wouldn't even eat my homemade chocolate brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha saddest story ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Believe me, I have PTSD still to this day.


Post Traumatic Swan Disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Oh I thought you were moaning about your period again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# No, that's next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I bet she hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Well Wobbly seems to think she has

...



FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Maybe he has first hand experience.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I'm sure he has lots of 'hand experience'......
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10417815
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Every time I see this pic it looks like her face has been shopped
Everything is so disproportionate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# first time I saw the original I thought someone had 'shopped it.

I can't believe not one person had the balls to tell her she looked like an eejit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I wouldn't have told her that.
I would have just called her a cunt instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Well I'm not surprised her sister didn't, her hat was similarly daft
blogs.creativepool.co.uk/files/2011/05/Princess-Eugenie-hat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# WTD?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# looks like a cunt with a bad fungal infection about the clit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# A baby blue-billed egret choking on a red cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# aah hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# But most of all I did a maaaaagpiiiiiie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Right in its brooooown eeeeyeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
theoban?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# THEOBAN
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# They've all got '1' and uneven lines. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# RIGGED VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Non! Rien de rien!
Je n'egret rien!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# AND THE HAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER LOLZ !!1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
anything to take peoples eyes off the face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I would have told her
whilst running away
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# LOL
Why would anyone else do that? i think its safe to say it hasn't been done
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yes
Mictoboy done her!

'ning Barb.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# i hope you don't mind me borrowing your image
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha not at all!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
#
Remake this with a reptilian lizard face and you'll have the instant adoration of ten million David Icke fans
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:18, archived)