An ex-gf refused to eat eggsbecause she was 'lactose intolerant'. No amount of gentle persuasion shouting that eggs come from hens, not cows would persuade her otherwise.
Because eggs were delivered by the milkman and therefore were 'dairy'.
(Because eggs were delivered by the milkman and therefore were 'dairy'.
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Mon 16 May 2011, 14:19,
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Does she also not like arctic explorers?Some of them lack toes.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 16 May 2011, 14:26,
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