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# Last time I was there
I was propositioned by a bloke I've since seen on BBC3 as a movie critic.


Really.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Was that the bloke
who begged you to kick him in the nuts!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Whilst wearing size 12 leather safety wellie boots?
Yes.

And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# He was a bit 'special' to say the least
and then he came on BBC3 and we both as one leapt up and shouted 'That's the guy who buys you a pint if you'll kick his nuts!'

Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# tell us who!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I might gaz you a link to his stuff on the youtoob...
...if I can find it and remember.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# no youtubery on my dying computer:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
download and burn a live cd of puppy linux. 'tis not as geekily complicated as it may seem, will not touch your hard drive if you do not want it to and will revive your ageing pooter allowing you tubiness.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# thanks for the tip
i shall giveit a try tomorrow, when i'm less shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I'd help you
but I fix computers 9-5, 5 days a week. weekends are NOT filled with computer fixery.

Unless they're at least twenty years old.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# it probably is!
compaq v50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# and a fujitsu keyboard
it's a frankenstein computer and the keyboard doesn't respond well to having cup-a-soup spilled on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:05, archived)