buy me a drink, then
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 21:54,
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NO! BAD WHISKEY!bacardi and coke or me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 21:57,
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limeno willy straws, had enough of them last month
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06,
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I don't know if I should ask...but have a crazy straw with a heart in the middle instead!
(
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:15,
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:Dsister's hen night.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16,
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Figuresthere was almost as many hen parties down Canal Street as gayers last time I went, I await the day when it becomes The Hen Night Area and you get the occasional mob of gatecrashing queens grabbing their tits and laughing at them!
( ..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:22,
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last time i went to canal streetgot kicked out of a chippy for asking if they sold salt and pepper bingo wings
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29,
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Hahaha!Last time I went was about 4 years ago and I got ejected from a pub courtyard for laughing at a bloke standing in the street with his arse out, as it was so spotty I kept asking for a pen so I could join the dots and see what the picture was.
I was very VERY drunk...
(I was very VERY drunk...
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:32,
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fuck, i'd have pissed laughing at that!i'm ALWAYS very drunk when i go out!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:36,
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Last time I was thereI was propositioned by a bloke I've since seen on BBC3 as a movie critic.
Really.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39,
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Really.
Was that the blokewho begged you to kick him in the nuts!?
( ..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:40,
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Whilst wearing size 12 leather safety wellie boots?Yes.
And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:42,
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And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
He was a bit 'special' to say the leastand then he came on BBC3 and we both as one leapt up and shouted 'That's the guy who buys you a pint if you'll kick his nuts!'
Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
(Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:46,
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tell us who! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:44,
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I might gaz you a link to his stuff on the youtoob......if I can find it and remember.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:49,
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no youtubery on my dying computer:( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51,
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download and burn a live cd of puppy linux. 'tis not as geekily complicated as it may seem, will not touch your hard drive if you do not want it to and will revive your ageing pooter allowing you tubiness.
(
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:56,
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thanks for the tipi shall giveit a try tomorrow, when i'm less shattered.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02,
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I'd help youbut I fix computers 9-5, 5 days a week. weekends are NOT filled with computer fixery.
Unless they're at least twenty years old.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:57,
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Unless they're at least twenty years old.
it probably is!compaq v50
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:03,
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and a fujitsu keyboardit's a frankenstein computer and the keyboard doesn't respond well to having cup-a-soup spilled on it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:05,
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He wasn't laughing...I was pissing meself tho!
The worst thing ever to get yourself into is a situation where you know if you laugh everyone will assume the worst of you, but somehow those situations never stop being the funniest!
(The worst thing ever to get yourself into is a situation where you know if you laugh everyone will assume the worst of you, but somehow those situations never stop being the funniest!
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39,
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very truebut if i'm pissed, i just think "fuck it" and laugh anyway!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43,
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thinking and/or being told it's not really funnycombined with knowing that everyone will only assume the worst only ever makes it funnier
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43,
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I was fucking apoplecticwith guilty mirth and surrounded by scowls.
But by fuck it was funny!
(But by fuck it was funny!
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:48,
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is that what he drinks?funny, i used to drink vodka, but got into bacardi because it's what my mates drink.
yes, they are gay men.
(yes, they are gay men.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:08,
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I've never drunk Bacardi in my entire life.I pride myself on being a non-stereotypical male lesbian.
Correct.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16,
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Correct.
it's lovelyand doesn't give you heartburn like vodka does.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:17,
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Heartburnis just a weekend hazard for me. I use proton-pump inhibitors.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:20,
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havenn't had heartburn for 3 years Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:28,
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Good for you.The pH of my stomach content is always far too low.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:37,
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just do what i didhave drastic and potentially deadly surgery!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:41,
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gaz me about it if you like.I need knee surgery, but it's hardly life threatening.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51,
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gastric bypass. best decision i ever made
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:53,
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Quite possibly......that's not a haemostat, it's spongebob squaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhh!!!!
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:01,
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Make mine a White Russian.Preferably 19-21 from Petrapovlovsk.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02,
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Damn straight!Or gay, who cares, after an E, not many! ;)
*edit* :
(*edit* :
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 21:59,
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Are you saying E makes you bisexual?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:03,
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Not true.None of the letters in "wrong" appeared in my spelling of "meat".
I think I love you.
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09,
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I think I love you.
makes me walk sideways Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:08,
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Pretty muchseen many a homophobe suddenly turn touchy-feely after one, once one bloke started the evening by threatening to kill me (I was wearing a skirt at the time) and ended by trying to bed me.
Then when he'd sobered up next day, to kill me if I ever told anyone.
Ah happy days...
(Then when he'd sobered up next day, to kill me if I ever told anyone.
Ah happy days...
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06,
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so far in the closethe's finding christmas presents
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:10,
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Yeh...that was my guess, there really is a lot of truth in the old saying 'Methinks he doth protest too much', and in many a 90s rave the only difference tween gay and het seemed to be 6 Pils and a pill...
( ..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:13,
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seen this so many timesgirl i know says she has no problems with gay people, then talks to my gay mates. everything she said was to do with them being gay and how ok she was with it.
found out last year that she slept with a girl she's known for years. her fiancee doesn't know.
(found out last year that she slept with a girl she's known for years. her fiancee doesn't know.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16,
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So basically, the world would be a happier place if everybody got on E?Not a drug person myself. I sometimes experience coffee as a hard drug.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:11,
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This wasn't......the chap whose name rhymes with "droo" was it?
(,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:17,
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No actuallysome ex army mad 'hardman' bloke from York who was always hanging about pushing his way into every event to cause trouble, followed us all to Armley Leeds in the '90s growling and sneering at the way we was all dressed all the way in the back of the van, then finally relented begrudgingly to trying an E 'cos he was bored and didn't get it, then I spent the rest of the night trying to fend him off everytime I went for a piss as he tried to drag me into the cubicles 'to make up for all the bad stuff he's ever said n done'.
It was an interesting night to say the least, as was the following few days...
(It was an interesting night to say the least, as was the following few days...
..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29,
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This looks suspiciously like SATURDAY DANCE TIME
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 21 May 2011, 21:57,
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yeah boiiii! Banging!
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09,
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Can I bring Darwinians?
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06,
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I fucking loved this gameI still have a copy somewhere, I should give it another play
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:28,
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Aloha . . . C'mon I wanna lei ya !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09,
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Relaxed!I think the raving party animal is hidden under that hat!
( ..wil,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:18,
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I can hear the audience going CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29,
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pfftthis makes me chortle
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:13,
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