You should realise that...
when referring to the sexual organ of the male Hobbit, it should be spelled with a silent K, i.e. Knobs.
ChORColate tips! Oh my.
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FAQ,
Fri 27 May 2011, 12:46,
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Referring to what you say? How rude
They're merely biscuits "like" hobnobs that the Hobbits make. Knobs indeed, HOW BLOODY RUDE! ;)
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Q4nobody,
Fri 27 May 2011, 14:20,
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