"Have a nice cup of tea and just forget about everything?"

(Tue 14th Aug 2018, 10:37, More)

Holiday!

(Fri 10th Aug 2018, 16:37, More)

cor, brexit is brexit

(Wed 1st Aug 2018, 12:29, More)

We want a big red balloon and we want IT now!

(Tue 31st Jul 2018, 16:21, More)

Sorry Miguel :(

(Wed 20th Jun 2018, 15:10, More)

:D

(Thu 7th Jun 2018, 17:11, More)

Choose rice . . .

(Wed 6th Jun 2018, 13:21, More)

Hairy!

(Tue 29th May 2018, 9:56, More)

"Welcome to the club Sajid"

(Fri 4th May 2018, 16:25, More)

Have a compo pea, as it's quiet?

(Tue 24th Apr 2018, 13:19, More)

» Ignorance

I 'm ashamed to admit it . . .
. . . but I once read 'The Daily Mail'
(Wed 5th Sep 2012, 16:32, More)

» Devastating Put-Downs

Building site banter!
Back when I was a student in Ireland, I worked on the roads and building sites during my summers. One day I was helping sort a pipe, down a hole in the middle of a road, with a workmate. When miss snobby bitch from no-where took it upon herself to have a go at us for her being late getting to her office. She turned and was about to return to her car, when my mate says, "Fuck off ya bitch". She turned and marched right back and said, "Would you be brave enough to say that to my FACE!?!" To which he calmly said, "I would if I could tell the difference between your arse and your face!"

She didn't know what to say back to him as he smiled at her.

Kept us giggling all day!
(Fri 25th Nov 2011, 16:20, More)