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# Yeah, I didn't get all the way to the end.
I got stuck around 0:26, when they do that manic stomping back-and-forth. I watched that part lots of times.
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Also:
my wife admitted to being slightly impressed by the creativity of my abusive language while driving. After a short silence during which I felt very proud of myself, she suddenly exclaimed, "DONKEY CUNT"
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 3:20, archived)
# one of my son's first phrases...
fuck a duck (he got it from Gramma)
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 3:33, archived)
# he muttered it under his breath when he was getting frustrated with a ketchup bottle
i was pleased
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I'd be pleased, too.
Sauce bottle frustration makes swearing utterly permissible.
Mind you, the first time I swore in front of my dad*, I got a punch in the gob. Which made me sure that swearing is a highly valuable thing.

*could tell you about it, but it's hardly a thriller
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 3:40, archived)