Hang on a minute! These look like ordinary corkscrews!
Why do you tease us so? :(
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:35,
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They're specially designed by at least 1 doctor, a metallurgist and a drainage engineer
to provide the best and fastest relief from painful bloated purses.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:21,
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