Chester Quincy Magee: Uninspired Plumber
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Chester Quincy Magee is an uninspired plumber who takes great pride in knowing every U.S. state capital by heart. This impressive accomplishment of memory recall won him high praise in elementary school, culminating with the acceptance of a laminated United States map from his first-grade teacher (who then told Chester’s parents that their son would one day grow up to be a surefire success in all phases of life). In hindsight, it appears this teacher was gravely mistaken, as Chester seems to have peaked at or around age six. Though his state capital prowess has yet to win him any dates, Chester still dreams of making something of his life, and he recently pitched a reality TV show to A&E called “The Plumber’s Life,' which he hopes will be his ticket to vast fame and fortune.
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Tue 31 May 2011, 13:54,
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Chester Quincy Magee is an uninspired plumber who takes great pride in knowing every U.S. state capital by heart. This impressive accomplishment of memory recall won him high praise in elementary school, culminating with the acceptance of a laminated United States map from his first-grade teacher (who then told Chester’s parents that their son would one day grow up to be a surefire success in all phases of life). In hindsight, it appears this teacher was gravely mistaken, as Chester seems to have peaked at or around age six. Though his state capital prowess has yet to win him any dates, Chester still dreams of making something of his life, and he recently pitched a reality TV show to A&E called “The Plumber’s Life,' which he hopes will be his ticket to vast fame and fortune.
it's given him a meaty complexion and hair as blue as his leg veins
(love your work btw)
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Tue 31 May 2011, 14:16,
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:D fantastic as always DG!
I love the more detailed look of this painting. *clicks hard*
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Tue 31 May 2011, 15:23,
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I don't know what I like more:
Your pictures or the stories behind them.
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Tue 31 May 2011, 15:35,
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than you, mate. i tend to ramble (if you can't tell), so the original bio for each character is usually whittled down to a few sentences by week's end. For some reason it just takes me time to realize what is unnecessary and what is not, etc. (guess it's all relative, tho). some folks could prob do w/out it altogether!
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