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# Nice one Paula

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13686777
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# she's an inspiration
if only the mollycoddled athletes of today were prepared to shit themselves in public for a gold medal
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Not likely
If I urinate on a wall after a night at the pub, they'll call me a vandal.

WHERE'S MY PARADE?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VArOPqllcQg

Keep on running
Running from my arse
One fine day I'm gonna be the one
Ohhh yeah
I'm gonna be your man

Hey hey hey
Everyone is talking about me
It makes me feel so bad
Hey hey hey
Everyone is laughing at me
It makes me feel so sad

Keep on running
Running from my arse.....etc
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# A friend of mine has a new appreciation for peeing on the go
He was running the marathon & decided to queue for the loo. By the time he'd got to the front of the queue, done his business & rejoined the race he'd seized up. Apparently the last 10 miles was a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)