I made the grandfather of the bride almost die laughing at a wedding reception when I did a bit of ventriloquism with my sea bass.Those nearby were also amused at the way he was feebly trying to stop the fish stealing the peas from his plate, tears of laughter streaming down his face.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:36,
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ha ha!Many years ago, I was invited to dinner with my GF, her mother, and her mother's fiance. We went to a chain seafood restaurant (Red Lobster) nothing fancy.
I was playing with the tendon inside of a crab claw.
Later, the fiance whispered something to the waitress. After dinner, I was given my own separate bill. :/
Yes: future mother and step-father in-law were sticks in the mud
(I was playing with the tendon inside of a crab claw.
Later, the fiance whispered something to the waitress. After dinner, I was given my own separate bill. :/
Yes: future mother and step-father in-law were sticks in the mud
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:45,
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Arf!Seafood puppetry in restaurants is always a win.
Karaoke duets between mussels are good, for example.
(Karaoke duets between mussels are good, for example.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:49,
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I don't get invited to restaurants very often. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:58,
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