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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
# i could never eat anything with eyes still on it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)
# I made the grandfather of the bride almost die laughing at a wedding reception when I did a bit of ventriloquism with my sea bass.
Those nearby were also amused at the way he was feebly trying to stop the fish stealing the peas from his plate, tears of laughter streaming down his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)
# ha ha!
Many years ago, I was invited to dinner with my GF, her mother, and her mother's fiance. We went to a chain seafood restaurant (Red Lobster) nothing fancy.

I was playing with the tendon inside of a crab claw.

Later, the fiance whispered something to the waitress. After dinner, I was given my own separate bill. :/

Yes: future mother and step-father in-law were sticks in the mud
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Arf!
Seafood puppetry in restaurants is always a win.
Karaoke duets between mussels are good, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I don't get invited to restaurants very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:58, archived)
# Now I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:26, archived)
# mum's the word
mum puke
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Now I am not
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# but they look like little ninja turtles with severe gum disease
or monkeys with severe gum disease
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)
# They remind me of those guys with tiny heads in
that Super Mario Bros. movie.

That's what disturbing.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# haha, yes.
The only thing I remember about that movie is the scene in the elevator when Mario & Luigi set the tiny-headed dudes swaying and thus escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Hahahahaa
That's just wong!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)