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# it's hard to be smug with a chocolate croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Not really
You just paint a smile on your face with the melted chocolate.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Here lies Paul P, 1982-2011. "It's hard to be smug with a chocolate croissant."
(Sorry, no idea why epitaphs sprang to mind. Even less idea of the year of your birth.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# No I'm happy with 1982
Lets keep it at that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Actually, "I'm happy with 1982, let's keep it at that" has quite an appealing ring to it.
I might pinch that one for myself, since you don't seem to require it at the moment (and long may that continue).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I wonder if I can use b3ta as prove of id and get my birth certificate rolled back a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Of course you can.
You'll need one of those fancy new-fangled battery-powered "portable computers", though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Portable you say
*Twist moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well,
*waggles eyebrows knowingly* you'll need a fuck of a long extension cable otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)