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# sarlacc pit?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# ^ this
worryingly
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# No need to worry, Grunty.
One of the droids has got your lightsaber ready for you to summon at any given moment.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Wish the bloody temperature around here was a bit closer to
Tatooine's, rather than the relentless overcastness with intermittent showers.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Well, you know what they say. "If life gives you relentless overcastness with intermittent showers, make lemonade."
(Although this works best for people who really, really love home-made lemonade. Made out of relentless overcastness with intermittent showers.)
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I'm intruiged as to whom the 'they' might be in this scenario.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Why, the experts, of course. You big silly.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# They are dead to me since Tomasz Schafernaker left their employ.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Well, make the soft drink of your own choice out of the prevailing weather conditions.
Just don't come crying to me if it turns out unpalatable or insufficiently sparkling.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Rather the way I like to describe Basingstoke
and, of course, when I say 'like'...
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
I love making you laugh, JPG. I really do.
Sometimes, I just wish I... could.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)