In the middle of the ceremony you should run over and snatch the baby shouting 'I CLAIM THIS CHILD FOR SATAN'
That should get some laughs
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15,
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I'm bloody well tempted to.
That or subtly coughing 'bullshit' or some over contrived phrase.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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