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# Yes!
*hides all the furniture in his flat*
Sorry, what did you say?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Look at our catalogue lounge.
Look at the utter sterility of it, the awkwardness of the social situation when the conversation dries up and yet you have nothing to read, no TV to watch and nowhere to put drinks. Look at how everyne is scared to move the furniture about, to adjust their chairs or move that vase slightly in case it spoils the brochure aesthetic. LOOK AT IT
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Ah, well, that's certainly not me :)
The sofa is always a good place to looking for a snack, if you can't be arsed to get up and go to the fridge. There's usually some pizza or an unopened Chinese meal to be found down the back there.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)