Living in the Fens is a great source of 'comedy gold'
Beastiality, insest, daft folk. Trouble is when I do local gigs they think I'm reading the news out of the parish magazine.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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Ah.
Well in that case, something about people from London being miserable and rude, perhaps.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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I was born in London.
You know what they say, "You can take the boy out of London, but you can't vomit on the homeless".
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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I can.
It's one of my superpowers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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Excellent!
I must now battle my way around the M25. I may be some time.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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You can't?
*stops sticking fingers down throat*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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