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# Living in the Fens is a great source of 'comedy gold'
Beastiality, insest, daft folk. Trouble is when I do local gigs they think I'm reading the news out of the parish magazine.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ah.
Well in that case, something about people from London being miserable and rude, perhaps.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I was born in London.
You know what they say, "You can take the boy out of London, but you can't vomit on the homeless".
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I can.
It's one of my superpowers.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Excellent!
I must now battle my way around the M25. I may be some time.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# You can't?
*stops sticking fingers down throat*
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)