I'd be surprised if the NotW went under due to poor circulation because that would rely on the average NotW reader thinking for themselves or reading something that's not next to a photo of boobs.
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Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:53,
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they'd end up fucking each other to death
two BILEKUNTS with the one PHUK
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Thu 7 Jul 2011, 0:57,
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two BILEKUNTS with the one PHUK