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# ah, right
bit slow on the uptake today, i've run out of coffee.
tried that once, vowed never to again, no matter how drunk i am or how gorgeous he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Spoilsport
Top tip: date people who like seafood/oysters

{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# i LOVE seafood and oysters
cock is not a taste sensation i wish to acclimatise to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# You could try condiments
HP sauce or perhaps Worcester
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# nah, one bad experience put me off for life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# That's a shame, I'm back on the market!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# really?
*orders rope*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)