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ok, who put Dale Winton in charge of the memory implant machine again?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)

ahaha

I love the totally confused look on the unicorn man's face.
Like he's got absolutely no recollection of how he came to be dressed like such a twit.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)

oh he knows

exactly what he's doing, the dirty mare

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)

"so i just stand here like this and i get all the shrimp i can eat, yeah?"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)

yeah, except they swim like shrimp, but are a LOT smaller

EDIT: that was bad and in poor taste. I can delete it now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)

Pfffft

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)

Krill?

Must be a narwhal

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)

pffff

lucky i was too busy reading qotw to see it then, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)

but you still saw it then now didnt you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)

if you're talking about the smaller than shrimp thing

then yes. don't see how that's in bad taste, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:55, archived)

So it's not too salty for you?

*takes notes*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)

*vomits in lap*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)

if it makes you vom, don't swallow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)

Hey hey I never said I did that! XD

My ex wasn't too keen on it. Of course, after we split up she became a bit of a sleep-around.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)

that's a shame

it's annoying when they don't become sex fiends until after you've split up with them, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)

Too bloody right.

S'alright I guess though. Meeting a girl next week. ^^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)

last bloke i "met"

was really nice, but it'd never work. he hates horror films and loves poetry and tennis :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)

Cliff Richard?

I jape. My ex had anger problems; teasing her would piss her off royally. It was kinda funny at times I must say.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)

bunny boilers should be avoided

i tend to end up with very placid men, which brings out my dominant side, with disastrous results

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)

I tend to end up with psychos.

A long distance relationship I had was with a supposed schizophrenic. That wasn't even the problem, believe it or not. She kept on saying shitty things and seemed only to care about herself.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)

sounds like my cousin

did she look like a pissed off oompa loompa?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)

Nope XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)

definitely not her, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)

This girl was pale. REALLY pale. I didn't think pale people existed in Texas until I met her.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)

i know it's an unfair generalisation

but i tend to be wary of Texans. you know, what with the whole christian thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)

She was far from religious. So naturally we clicked. XD

This is an even unfair generalization but I tend to associate Texans with racism. I mean, this girl could back this up, it's why we don't talk anymore.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)

isms, in my opinion, are not good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)

This is true.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)

ah, right

bit slow on the uptake today, i've run out of coffee.
tried that once, vowed never to again, no matter how drunk i am or how gorgeous he is.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)

Spoilsport

Top tip: date people who like seafood/oysters

{;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)

i LOVE seafood and oysters

cock is not a taste sensation i wish to acclimatise to

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)

You could try condiments

HP sauce or perhaps Worcester

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)

nah, one bad experience put me off for life

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)

That's a shame, I'm back on the market!

;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)

really?

*orders rope*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)

I wouldn't have thought he'd be into shrimp.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)

that's the catch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)

*fails to find suitable pun*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)

Who's a pretty boy then?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)

Rather well built I'd say and I'm not even gay.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)

*non-eloquent click*

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)

I still remember my amazment the first time I clicked on a link that said ponny girls....!!

I had no idea what they were before that time....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)

who needs electric sheep

if you can get robot unicorns

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)

I'll click anything referencing Blade Runner

*click* *click* *click*

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)