Kidnappers and rapists might disagree.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:56,
archived)
From now on,
Be aware of suspicious people carrying bags of diet pork scratchings.
there's probably a police campaign about this already...
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:02,
archived)