A contract for eternal youth will be rendered null and void if not kept with the accompanying cursed painting it was originally issued with, or if said painting is damaged or destroyed..
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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Bloody lawyers!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:07,
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