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much softer

and they're re-usable, as they'll lick the shit off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)

And you wonder why your parents only let you have a gold fish for a pet when you were a child...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)

i had lots of goldfish

my mum only likes animals if they're on a plate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)

I only ever had one.... it died after a couple of days.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)

i had a massive tank

i also had a mexican red-kneed tarantula called elvira

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeks........... nasty horrid things...!

I was once chatting to a young lady and things were going great.. two hours into the conversation the topic of her pet spider came up... I swiftly made excuses and went home alone....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)