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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Like a pie in the face of a doddering old megalomaniac, we return with the usual travesty of the democratic process. Choose then, from the following QOTW suggestions:

Paranoia: Because there really is a killer clown living under your bed

Misery: What's the most miserable you've ever been?

Losing it: 'This morning I found myself filling my coffee mug with Shreddies. Then I continued work on my popular series of Discworld novels'

Industrial accidents: I worked at a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut her finger off in the bacon slicer. Om nom nom and indeed nom

Bad news that turned out to be good news: Ronseal

School holidays: Seven weeks off. You set fire to stuff, didn't you?


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Vote closes: NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# *Ozzy Osbournes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER closes later on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Losing it.
A friend of mine, while she was pregnant, got into work and put her diary in the fridge. She didn't notice until she went into her desk drawer and found a pot of yoghurt there instead of the diary.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# That's nothing to do with pregnancy
That's all to do with your friend being significantly mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Actually she is one of the sharper people I know...
Not sure what that says about the rest of them...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# that they're all cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# i would say 'losing it'
but i will not vote. 'the man' is going to determine the outcome anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I've got £5 that says
'Paranoia', 'Losing it' and 'Bad News- Good News' will consist entirely of massiveloldrugs stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)