'Clive, I asked you to pop down to John Lewis for some curtain fabric. That was many, many years ago. Where have you been?''Well, that was the problem - ' (recounts long, rambling story)
(cuts him off) - 'Clive, that's the plot of the Hundred Years' War. Where have you been all this time?'
'I've been trying to fill a bath with cum.'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcCYQEKWE0
((cuts him off) - 'Clive, that's the plot of the Hundred Years' War. Where have you been all this time?'
'I've been trying to fill a bath with cum.'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcCYQEKWE0
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:16,
archived)