Its not hard to wind up twitchersbut its very funny. You should post it here when you're finished.
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Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:21,
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Will do.About 40% of birders I've met have a fairly evil/sick sense of humour, another 20% are just normal and the rest range from ice-cold twitching machines to whiny pedantic autistics.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 23 Jul 2011, 7:56,
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