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# i bet you don't
the internet is a big fucking let down
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:06, archived)
# oh man i hope this isn't your whole life
do you have a big repository to make up for something?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:07, archived)
# you mean like my small penis?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:09, archived)
# i will assume for the sake of argument
that your penis is gigantic
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:10, archived)
# no, but it's fatter than my wrist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:16, archived)
# what is?
sorry i have a very short attention span
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:19, archived)
# you are Jeremy Beadle!
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:06, archived)
# you you you barging in here!!
It's like being at a keg party, and having the bullies from the other side of the tracks come over with broken shovels and beating the partygoers over the head and on the backs of the neck with the shovel handles and stealing their keg

(this really happened to me)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:08, archived)
# it's not quite like that
i mean, no-one's got hurt or owt
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:10, archived)