I read through two thirds of the small print until I decided that you probably copied it from a theme park's term and conditions without putting in some funnies
:(
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:01,
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hahaha
indeed, I just changed the company name
I was going to pepper it with stuff, but I couldn't be arsed in the end