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[challenge entry] The reason my house has never been burgled

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(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# voluntary human centipede
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# The threat of
having a tailed butt plug shoved up your arse is ever-present.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# promise?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Oh I was wondering what that was.
I thought I was turning into an animal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)