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# sounds like me last time i went out!
except i spent half the night looking at my hands and the other half gurning at a dentist, with a brief pause to snog some random bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I did a bit of that this weekend
hand gazing I mean, mainly 'cos my varifocals arrived from Hong Kong whilst I was off my tits, and it was really trippy being able to get the TV and my hands in focus simultaneously.

It'll be a while before I get the hang of that but needy as my eyes seem to have suddenly decided in the last month to age 20 years.

Least I wasn't daft enough to pay Specsavers £300 for them like a mate did, daft sod...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# i'm still trying to get used to
no peripheral vision on my left side. it's making me really paranoid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# What happened
there then?

My eyes just suddenly decided to go 60 out the blue and stop re-focussing anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# birth defect
knew it was coming, i've got about 6 months left before i'm blind in my left eye, then they'll do the cataract in my right eye, so i'll still be able to see, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Lordy...
I'll stop moanin about mine then shall I?

You win!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# moan all you like
i've had 30 years to prepare for this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I suppose that's something
mine just turned up, along with a load of eye floaters they tell me may take years to clear, happened after a fit of coughing I had from a chest infection, nobody seems to be able to tell me why but I got a new glasses prescription handed to me by Boots and ran out before they could try and sell me anything!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# possibly ruptured blood vessels caused by coughing
i was born with twisted nerves in my face, which connected my left eye to my jaw, under the skin, fortunately. after 15 years of surgery, you can't tell there's anything wrong and the nerve damage has turned my eyes from blue to green, which is a bonus. however, the nerve degeneration has sped up in the last few years and i WILL go totally blind eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Sympathies my love
as you say at least you had plenty of warning n know what's goin on, guess that's summat.

Enjoy it while you can, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# i intend to
and when i can't see, i'll have the perfect excuse for pulling ugly blokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aye fuck it eh, if there's nowt you can do to stop it go into it smiling and putting a finger up at it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)