I like this one:'He did not enter a plea and the case was adjourned. He was granted conditional bail on the grounds that he wears an electronic tag and adheres to a curfew.'
Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.
(Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:52,
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