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# If you're going to do that
I'm going to pimp my new story.



Free for a while (basically until I go and upload it onto Amazon). Use EB75K as a coupon when you go to buy it and it should be free. (If it's not, gaz me an angry complaint and I'll just send you the thing.)

Ever wanted to read a story about an old man who smells of iron filings and claims to have been on the Marie Celeste? YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED.

Yes.

Edit: click on the pic btw. That link was always there. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I'll go for that.
Also, could you attach a rendition of "Elephant Stone" as that's my fave, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# If you wish
Did you want the original version (collected on "Turns into Stone") or the remix (collected on "The Complete Stone Roses")?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# The remix.
I bet you'd never heard that joke until I made it, had you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# never
growing up in the 90s, no-one had *ever* heard of the stone roses or make jokes about the "sometimes i fantasise" line in 'made of stone'
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Good thing I got it out there, then - I'm generally ahead of the pack - just look at how I single-handedly invented Film Noir!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I'm very impressed
the only thing i invented was farting in the office
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)