We we're only allowed 'reasonable force' and electrical defence weapons got banned after the Daily Mail did an article about yoofs buying them with their pocket money off 'The Internet'so you'll have to take it's zappers off it and replace them with kitchen knives, as stabbing an intruder repeatedly is preferable and more legal to pepper spray and tazers, apparently.
All makes perfect sense...
(All makes perfect sense...
..wil,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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Hmm... I could stick a kebab skewer or two onto it, that it could use as spears.I wonder if darts are legally binding, being projectile and all...
Or I could stick it to The Man and give it a shit-ton of flashbangs.
(Or I could stick it to The Man and give it a shit-ton of flashbangs.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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I liked HappyToats ideaof just spraying them all with that irremovable DNA paint you get in Bouncer Spray.
Ruin all their precious clothing AND mark them solidly for arrest at your leisure later, corking idea that!
(Ruin all their precious clothing AND mark them solidly for arrest at your leisure later, corking idea that!
..wil,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:11,
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Smart!However, it seems the riots seem to be pretty much over.
I don't know, I haven't been paying attention to it today.
(I don't know, I haven't been paying attention to it today.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:23,
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I'll breathe a tad easieronce the school hols are over...
( ..wil,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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Indeed.Only I've just been bored out of my skull all Summer. I can't wait to get back to uni.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:57,
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