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[challenge entry] The gov proposes a controversial new measure in the fight against crime!

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# It's called
"The DeScuminator" tm
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Considering it has an effing great A on it I couldn't be arsed to remove
I would suppose it's name should begin with one.

Any suggestions anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# clearly
descuminAtor
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# AAAAAAGHHH MY FUCKING HANDS™
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
The AAAAARGH!! brand DeScuminator then?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# They're also currently in talks to buy a well-known brand of gravy granules :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Ha!
Like ordinary gravy granules, but with added Capsaicin?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Anti-Arsehead Apparatus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Triple A?
Do they do call outs?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Well, you never know when you need a chav-trap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# One in front of each JD Sports I guess
or maybe just a fucking big one just inside?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Or go overkill and put an ED-209 in each branch.
And none of that '20 seconds to comply' cobblers either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# We we're only allowed 'reasonable force' and electrical defence weapons got banned after the Daily Mail did an article about yoofs buying them with their pocket money off 'The Internet'
so you'll have to take it's zappers off it and replace them with kitchen knives, as stabbing an intruder repeatedly is preferable and more legal to pepper spray and tazers, apparently.

All makes perfect sense...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Hmm... I could stick a kebab skewer or two onto it, that it could use as spears.
I wonder if darts are legally binding, being projectile and all...

Or I could stick it to The Man and give it a shit-ton of flashbangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I liked HappyToats idea
of just spraying them all with that irremovable DNA paint you get in Bouncer Spray.

Ruin all their precious clothing AND mark them solidly for arrest at your leisure later, corking idea that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Smart!
However, it seems the riots seem to be pretty much over.

I don't know, I haven't been paying attention to it today.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I'll breathe a tad easier
once the school hols are over...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Indeed.
Only I've just been bored out of my skull all Summer. I can't wait to get back to uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# heheheh
fuck this cold, hot shower time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Pics
or it didn't happen!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Put some cheddah on there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# No need
the shoes smell the same
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I only wear nike innit.
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I know nothing of such things
so did a bit of research on 'rare collectible trainers' to see what was coveted, then realised I didn't really want to know, so in the end just chose some god awful glow-green striped frights, seemed about right, judging from what I see round this estate day to day...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# haha yeah, there are some shocking footwears about!
*hides lime green and day glo orange plimsols*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Ah I have a mate who dresses super-chavvy in Doncaster
he wears some amazing frights, one set looks like a rainbow coloured harlequin jester has melted onto it!

Not a good person to drop acid with...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I mainly wear black footwear nowadays, due to too many acids back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Watch it
he'd 'ave you for that! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Haha... just needs a spike to make sure...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)