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# No, because...
He 'felt' the chipper. Hence his lack of arm. I don't think a 'chipper' is a job title.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# So he wasn't performing the role of 'woodchipper'?
because if we go with your example we need to say "he'll never feel the chipper again" which doesn't really work.

I just want to see some standards here dogbomb
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I lost my standards
years ago - I'm not about to start now.

be/feel. You've got me doubting myself now. I'd change it if I thought it would make the joke funnier.

but it won't.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# It won't make it funnier but it will make it RIGHT
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# oh I do.
in fact, how can I make it wronger?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# That isn't possible right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Yay!
Goal attained!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Actually, being wrong makes you extremely anxious and you always want to be right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)