b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10511720 (Thread)

# Hey!
It's A-level results day. Tomorrow's papers will say the exams are easier than they've ever been. And have pictures of young ladies clutching bits of paper.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:35, archived)
# "Ningles sirrah, clickety woo!"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Morning gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:51, archived)
# also this doesn't really make much sense
maybe you should change it to "I doubt he'll ever be chipper again"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:37, archived)
# No, because...
He "felt" the chipper. Hence his lack of arm. I don't think a "chipper" is a job title.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# So he wasn't performing the role of 'woodchipper'?
because if we go with your example we need to say "he'll never feel the chipper again" which doesn't really work.

I just want to see some standards here dogbomb
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I lost my standards
years ago - I'm not about to start now.

be/feel. You've got me doubting myself now. I'd change it if I thought it would make the joke funnier.

but it won't.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# It won't make it funnier but it will make it RIGHT
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:46, archived)
# oh I do.
in fact, how can I make it wronger?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# That isn't possible right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Yay!
Goal attained!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Actually, being wrong makes you extremely anxious and you always want to be right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# You're probably right
The loss of an arm must be a difficult thing to adjust to.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
# :)
Ning db.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# :-*
Morning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I made it wronger


Ning DB and WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Ning PP
How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# a bit shrivelled to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# That's definately wrong...
...but is that flea asking for it by wearing a short skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)