Third rule: Don't get shit on the sheets.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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*cancels reservation*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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Obviously.
They've already done that for you. It's all part of the service.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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4th rule - don't drink the coffee before it's ready.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:13,
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5th rule - don't eat breakfast off the table
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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etc etc
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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6th rule: DON'T!!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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damn right!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14,
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5th rule: fire kinda hurts.
EDIT: DAMN!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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It'd make more sense if you were on my Facebook:P
Don't eat breakfast off the tables sadly means 'use a plate'.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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Aww... spoilsports.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:09,
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