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# Just like Signs a great premise poorly realised
and often laughable I know it was meant to be deeply serious but the fact that Mel Gibson's wife was pinned against a tree by a 4x4 I just couldn't take it seriously. 'Swing high, swing high!'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Oh yeah, that was ridiculous.
M. Night seems to really scrape the bottom of the barrel for his plot twists sometimes; I quite liked The Sixth Sense because the realization was always there, just not very evident. The twist in Signs was just way too far fetched for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah Aliens who have mastered travelling vast distances in Space
and all the intrinsic problems inherent with that: distance, technology, extreme temperatures, space debris travelling at massive speeds that could rip a SpaceCraft apart and what are they defeated by? A fucking wooden door and a Baseball Bat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Oh, and random glasses of water.
Like, if that girl knew that would come in handy, how would have she known before the news reports that a seemingly superior race to our own can be defeated by Evian?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Yes because as most scientists agree that H2O is one of the prerequisites to organic life in the universe
it goes without saying that our obviously humanoid alien overlords would find that water is like acid to them! And even if you could find a reason why this would be the case you're left with the question why are trying to conquer a planet made up mostly of water and where it actually falls from the skies - God help their Manchester ground support team!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# They are one of the most illogical creatures in cinema.
There isn't a single lifeform on the planet that doesn't consist of at least the base elements of water. I reckon M Night must have wrote the characteristics of these aliens after watching The Wizard of Oz.

And that is a very valid point; WHY are the aliens invading this planet of all planets? If it's for resources, I'm sure there's other planets out there that handle that quota just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# One particularly where there isn't so many precariously placed glasses of water, wooden doors
and baseball bats
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# You think that'd come up in briefing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# And they call themselves a superior species - not even a board meeting!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)