He can't
He has no arms, or swimsuit area, or upper body strength, or upper body, or lower body, or body.
Edit: between Peewee, and 'She-Bop' by Cyndi Lauper, and Madonna's stage show, the 80s were a good time for masturbation.
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Edit: between Peewee, and 'She-Bop' by Cyndi Lauper, and Madonna's stage show, the 80s were a good time for masturbation.