Everything Old Is <S>New Again</S> Retro

'I kno-kno-know you ar-r-r-r-r-e, b-but what am I?
No, seriously, what am I?'
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159 entries (closed)
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:08,
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Is he masturbating in a darkened cinema?
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ",
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:14,
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He can't
He has no arms, or swimsuit area, or upper body strength, or upper body, or lower body, or body.
Edit: between Peewee, and "She-Bop" by Cyndi Lauper, and Madonna's stage show, the 80s were a good time for masturbation.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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And the Divinyls proudkly carried that into the 90s with "I touch myself"
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ",
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 18:55,
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especially after rocking the fuck out of the 80's!
Top Band!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:10,
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o_O
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FIEND,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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NUTFUCK
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:21,
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lol
some parts of the 80's would have been total shit to have not had;
others ..........meh!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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