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Eccles?
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Get you to a bakery sir!
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I know I drive past Eccles on a regular basis.
It's an area of Salford - might well be the exception to your rule.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Having never visited, I remain fast in the belief
that it is a charming bucolic rural village, where hardy handed sons of the soil, toil in the sun blessed fields, waiting for the sound of the ECCLES-HORN that heralds the arrival of the ECCLE-GAFFER who distributes said cake to all working men, who give hearty cheers and proceed to dance in the Lancashire fashion.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ...and the M60 is naught but a sleepy turnpike where twice a day the oxen pull their carts laden with raisins and suet for use in the manufacture of said delicacy.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# :D
Now you are living in my world!
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# \o/
Waaay nicer than the normal one :o)
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)