Nowhere in the bible does it say 'Thou Shalt Not Photoshop'
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven* image
* admittedly, it probably doesn't mean potatoshop.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:17,
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