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# So, you're saying you're single..
Phwoooar!

Butt seriously

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(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# When life throws you bananas...you're probably Donkey Kong
Butt seriously, if you ever need to talk, just yell really loud.

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spotify:track:2sjF3y1ytckEBtWJ1kOKJt (Im Nin'Alu by Ofra Haza)
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# SQUISHY TOYS AVAILABLE IN FOYER
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# LIMITED EDITION EUNICE - Sirty Euro: Mit free wee spastic
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# PHUKABLE SPASTIK
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# lols
Was at one of my friend's fathers funeral, and at the reception afterwards his mum come over and gave me a hug thanking me for turning up. Before I could help myself "He's been buried 2 minutes and you're already on the move, damn woman...."

Luckily she laughed like hell to that, was expecting my teeth to be knocked down my throat by 17 different family members.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# The irony being that you later raped her in the grave.
:/
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
# o_0
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# No irony involved :)
Her clothes pressed up fine on the coffin.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:56, archived)