he chose torture porn
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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Meanwhile his torso got a job as a newsreader
and found the whole porn thing rather embarrassing
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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isn't that what they all do?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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