Ooh, nearly there...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:35,
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and it's a whopper :D
brace yourself
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:40,
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Said PT on the toilet this morning.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:44,
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^that can't just be coincidence...
*searches bathroom for cameras*
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:50,
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Camera?
I've already sold the turd on ebay!
*waits for 4k post*
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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"danger to shipping"
:D
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polished turd 404 pixels wide,
Sun 18 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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