This reminds me of my favourite limerick:An eager young cowpoke named Hank
Went into the woods with a plank
For three or four winters
He suffered the splinters
But he laughed all the way to the bank
(Went into the woods with a plank
For three or four winters
He suffered the splinters
But he laughed all the way to the bank
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:11,
archived)