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# That's a great name for a band
And I think that's the first album cover right there. Right... all I need to do now is learn how to play the guitar.

(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# well, when yo umake it big, make sure you give whato jeeves some cash for creating the name
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hmmm... "Whato Jeeves" could be the name of the first album
So he'll get paid twice. And you for the artwork... Christ, there goes the advance from the record label before I've even opened my Tune A Day book.

(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# i play guitar too
you can do vocals, yeah?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Can I play the triangle? Or maybe the tamborine?
Can I? Can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# of course you can
but don't get cocky and start hogging the stage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# No chance! I'll want the bezt of stage placementsings.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
# As the gig reaches a crescendo, the front man points at Whato Jeeves and cries...
TRIANGLE SOLO!!!!


ting
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Dear JIGSAW HEADFUCK,
I feel I have outgrown the band and that my talents deserve a lot more recognition and respect.
I therefore feel my position has become untenable and have decided to leave immediately.
I am sorry if the band falls apart without me, but I have got to realise my own dreams.

WJ

God I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Oh buggeration
I may as well stop designing the stadium stage set that'd outdo Take That's big standing up robot man thing.

/puts away Lego and Meccano, and uncouples Action Man and Barbie from their "Conjugation of The Wombat" position.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I think mateyboy in the pic should be the front man
Although he may have a bit of trouble singing...

With guitars, tambourines and freaks like him in the band, I'm starting to like this idea of a "death-metal / freakazoid / salvation army" mash-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Obviously with a jungle techno twist too?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# With a bit of breakcore mixed in?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Unfortunately, I have to report the band has split
due to creative differences

www.b3ta.com/board/10549072

We'd like to thank all our fans for sticking with us this long, and hope we'll see you again in future projects.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
# But I bought tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Don't worry
The meat raffle will still go ahead as planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)