"Gawsh darn it! MARY-SUE! Cletus done fucked mah pig on the good mattress!"
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:40,
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"hot dang! that things been washed so many times yers could eat yer grits off it! Well! Better clean it again the 3rd time this year hyuk hyuk"
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:52,
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"Boy, we sure got lucky we found this old thing! Dumbass city slicker throwing it out like that! Hoooooo-ee!"
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:01,
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"Old? Whut in tarnation is yo' sayin' about mah matress? its bran' noo, so, han's off! Fry mah hide! Yeeehaw!"
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:15,
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"Finders keepers, this is Ameerecaah, a free country unlike that Europe!" *fires gun in the air*
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:21,
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whut does yo' say?
giddy up, yo reckon yo kin barn ma stuff. yo' better put it back whar yo' foun' it befo'e ma mum foun's out yer Paws na bin Jawhaw! Fry mah hide, we fight for out rats, ignert!
fine night, suh! Fry mah hide! ah's off t'bed, hope mah mattress still in its place!
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Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:25,
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fine night, suh! Fry mah hide! ah's off t'bed, hope mah mattress still in its place!