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# should come with free chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Was thinking the same I have some Bournville chocolate with my name all over it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ooooo, i LOVE that stuff!
can't buy it as i'd eat the whole bar and be sick for days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)
# mmm
Speaking of hospitalisation, have you been chopped up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)
# not yet
you'll know when i have been, i'll be in hospital for at least a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I see. Will you be posting alien/chainsaw massacre-style photographic updates?
(that sounded far more creepy than I intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# doubtful
it's internal reconstructive surgery and i'll need a skin graft. there are some things even i think are unfit to post here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i've had about 15 operations in my life
ranging from emergency surgery on a strangulated colon that was aboutr to burst to experimental surgery on twisted facial nerves, leaving me with very fucked-up eyes. this will be the biggest and most dangerous operation i've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Yikes
That beats my two. How about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# woo!
clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# hey smashy - you knows you is well loved round here
an all da crew be finking of ya. x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# cool.
now hand over all the cider an pork.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# pfff!
the closest i've got is pea and ham soup, which i'm currently eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)